Climate Change BS - Literally!

Ladies and gentlemen, great progress has been made in our struggle against greenhouse gases as we combat these emissions for the survival of this planet.  A major source of the deadly substance has been identified.  "And what, pray tell, is this source?", you ask with bated breath.  According to England's Daily Mail, the dastardly culprits are..(trumpets and drums, please)

COWS!

Look - right off the bat the Daily Mail is being sexist!  Why do they blame the problem on the female of the species (if I may use that politically-charged term "female" anymore)?  Let's not let the bulls get off scott free here.  Call the culprits "cattle".

Here are some words of wisdom from the DM: "Cows have a huge flatulence problem that is damaging the planet."  Perhaps they haven't noticed, being so ensconced in urban areas, but cattle have been around for thousands of years.  In all that time, the planet has managed to survive their odoriferous scents.  I daresay that the planet will continue to thrive.

But that won't stop the progressive loons from tilting lances into windmills.  The Messiah Most Miserable is launching a "multi-pronged attack on cow flatulence".  In other words, this is more of our tax dollars at work.  Forget the lousy economy!  Forget that our inner cities are becoming balkanized jungles!  Forget about muslim terrorism!  The real crisis is cow flatulence!  When we say that Obama doesn't know apple butter from cow pie, we speak literally!   If he really is all that concerned about greenhouse gases, all he need do his curtail all the lavish vacations that he and his family appear to take on a monthly basis.

The Vatican can do the same.  Do others find it odd that the Vatican is hosting myriads of meetings on the "environment", causing so-called experts to fly in on jets?  How much carbon footprint is caused by all that jet-setting?

These folks can cut down on greenhouse gases simply by ceasing their endless prattle.  As an added bonus, noise pollution would also drop!  Sounds like a win-win scenario to me!