But (to quote Prez Plugz) "c'mon, man!" How can anyone resist such a siren call such as the one that the retiring NIH Director, Francis Collins, just serenaded for us? Just give this song a listening and by golly, I'm sure you'll all be beating a path to your nearest
human sacrifice cootie-jab location!
On the other hand, seeing that Advent is a penitential season, perhaps sitting through this little ditty might be an act of mortification. Here's hoping your ears don't bleed after this!
PS - Hat tip to Canon 212