Saturday, August 6, 2016

On-The-Job Deathscort Training - Gotta Block Those Signs!

In my ongoing efforts to supplement the WACDTF deathscort training by displaying to its recruits what is really expected of them in front of the abortuaries, I present this episode of "On-The-Job Deathscort Training".  Thank me very much!  Shall we commence with today's lesson?

Once again, let us review WACDTF's oh-so-lofty-sounding "goals and guidelines".  Don't they sound lovely?  However, what you are about to see is not mentioned once in this list.  You are about to witness your fellow deathscorts engage in sign blockage.  Now what does that have to do with "keeping clinic access open"?  Absolutely nothing!  Moreover, can it not be said that the sign blockage is a distraction from their stated mission?  They know that, as evidenced by how fast they scurry from the signs once they realize that I'm recording them.

At any rate, dear deathscort rookies, their intellectual dishonesty is there for all to see.  Is that what you want to emulate?  Is that what you want to become?  Do yourselves a spiritual and intellectual favor; don't sacrifice your own integrity by facilitating the murders of tiny children.

Now the episode..

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