In October the gab-fest begins. The list of attendees is out, and we know how things will wind up. The usual gang of homophiles and dissenters will be there, including:
- Cardinal Gregory
- Cardinal Cupich
- Cardinal Farrell
- Cardinal Tobin
- Cardinal McElroy
- Archbishop Fernandez, aka Kissy-Face
- Father James Martin
- Cardinal Maradiaga
I'm sure there are more, of which I don't know.
They are going to prattle about "hot-buttom topics" such as women deacons, LGBTQ(append any letter you wish) outreach, priestly celibacy. You know what? In a spirit of positive Church service, I am going to save the Church thousands, if not millions, of dollars in dealing with these matter - or more accurately reminding that they have been addressed two thousand years ago.
- LGBTQ outreach? It has always existed in the Church. For those engaged in perverted practices, there is the Sacrament of Confession, encompassing repentance and resolution to cease such behaviors.
- Women deacons? As in ordination? That has already been determined. The answer is NO. What's the point of bantering about that?
There now! I've just saved these guys from hours, even days, of useless jabber-jawing about already-decided matters, saving thousands of dollars in the process! Thank me very much! Alas, I fear the Vatican will not heed these words of wisdom!
Well, I guess there is one advantage to all this yammering. It gets those progressives out of their chanceries and unable to wreak their normal havoc.
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