Hear ye, hear ye! The Messiah Most Miserable, Barack HUSSEIN Obama, condescends to offer us, the Great Unwashed, a "compromise" in the wake of our protests over the HHS baby-kill-pill mandate. Sit down and read - and be in awe of his gracious benevolence.
Instead of forcing religious employers to pay for birth control, the Messiah's Most Mindless Minions will force the insurance companies to provide the baby-killing mechanisms free of charge to all women, regardless of place of employment.
Oh, joy! Isn't life now wonderful? Oh, happy day! Oh, wait a minute! The "insurance companies"? Well, golly gee! Who pays the premiums? Isn't it by and large - the employers? Wouldn't that include the religious employers? So at the end of the day, churches, mosques and synagogues would still be on the hook, having to pay for baby-killing!
But that's just a teensy-weensy little detail, isn't it? After all, if it's good enough for Sister Carol Keehan, it must be okie-dokey, right? Or did her Pen of Perfidy run out of ink and she had to ask Obama for a new one?
In all seriousness, Obama is playing us for fools. Not only does he trash his Creator and His Immutable Laws, but he stomps all over the Constitution. We must remember this on the first Tuesday this coming November.
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