Isn't The Obama Regime Such A Cruel Tease?

If, after viewing the advertising trash masterpiece from yesterday, you're just chomping at the bit to sign up for Obamacare, alas, disappointment still abounds!  You see, the website still isn't working (surprise!) - and they can't give an estimated time of completion (Well whaddya know??).  But we do know it will require more money - our money, of course.

Having sunk millions into this, we can believe that it will cost just a few million more dollars - again, our tax dollars.  Now a few million more, compared with the deficit going into the trillions of dollars, might seem paltry to the demagogues who skulk about Washington DC.  But to the rest of us mere peasants in "fly-over" country, that's more than just a tad inconvenient.  Some of us were hoping to spend that money on trivialities such as food, clothing, housing, etc.

However, I suppose it must be done.  After all, don't we just need Obamacare?  How else will we become so healthy that we'll fall to the floor and wiggle and writhe like snakes in their death agonies, just like Richard Simmons and the other spastic obamacare-phile?

But wait we must wait and wait, it seems!  That is, we must wait until (and if) grown-ups are finally elected into office who will have the brains and guts to repeal Obamacare in its entirety.