WiFi is a human right!
Yep! He said that! And aren't we glad that after languishing over 200 years with a deficient Bill of Rights, we can finally correct the gross oversight of James Madison, George Mason and other Founding Fathers! Heavens! What were George Washington, Edmund Randolph and the others thinking when they overlooked the right to WiFi as the Bill of Rights was crafted?
We know, of course, that O'Malley is contemptuous of other real rights, such as the unborn child's right to life. Progressives like him dream up other bogus "rights" (such as the right to denigrate true marriage) so they can appear to be champions of the people while trying to arrogate to themselves tyrannical power over us all. Will we let them?