I hope this picture of this terrorist doesn't cause too many nightmares, heart attacks, etc. Apparently his name is Rooster Monkburn - a sock puppet. Rooster was allowed on the plane, according to his accomplice, masquerading as his owner. But only after the deadly weapon hanging from his side was confiscated. The ever-thoughtful TSA agents were concerned, you see, that it might be confused for a real weapon and might be used in an actual threat. I cautioned the tender-hearted among you, please don't look at the weapon if it will cause you to faint. For the rest, here it is!
I wonder what caliber it fires? But at least it's not quite as big as the pop-tart pistol! But ladies and gentlemen, we can all breathe a sigh of relief knowing that the TSA is there to waste our tax dollars as they frisk sock puppets and confiscate toys that aren't much bigger than their thumb-nails. The feds! Don'cha just luuuv them????
