(Note: What follows is satire. If it bears any semblance to factual truth - and it may happen - I'm not to blame!)
It has been leaked to me that upon his departure from the State Department, John Kerry will share his vast wealth of diplomatic knowledge and experience with the rest of humanity. Following the stellar success of the James Taylor Impromptu Diplomatic Seminar, Kerry will share with us poor peons the secret to world peace and the Age of Aquarius.
He has secured the assistance of other learned professors from the 1960s and 1970s - and a few of them are known to us! To learn more, click the jump break!
First, to guide all our beleaguered allies who are being attacked and seek our military assistance, Melanie Safka will offer her words of wisdom, and they'll be along these lines.
Something tells me they've already gleaned this lesson from the Messiah Most Miserable!
Of course, we must give to our military some cutting-edge encouragement in their often thankless tasks! To accomplish this mission, Kerry has retained the services of Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young.
Yep! That one ought to encourage our military and brace them to carry out their somber tasks!
Finally, this cutting-edge school will also equip us with vital knowledge on how to maintain this Age of Aquarius, once that seventh moon has dawned. For that attendees at this Kerry school will hear precious pearls of wisdom from Bob Dylan!
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Ah! The Age of Aquarius is just around the bend!
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