If a faithful Catholic is going to speak with a hapless soul who is entangled and bewitched by Amchurch gobblygoop, they need to understand the rarified jargon of that strange institution. I thank my blogging colleage, The Last Papist Standing, for producing this much-needed translation aide.
Here it is. Enjoy! He welcomes suggestions for any cult-speak that he may have inadvertently omitted.
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