The Horror! The Shame! What are we coming to? Ladies and gentlemen, some crazed fiend is planning to burn (I can hardly bring myself to say this!) The National Catholic Reporter! Read about the planned travesty here! Oh, No! Say it isn't so!
Ladies and gentlemen, if you haven't figured it out by now, this post, and the linked post, were parodies. Why burn that newspaper - and waste perfectly good kitty litter-pan liner?
IT NOW SEEMS TO BE EVIDENT THAT THE BOOK BY Pope Benedict IV AND Cardinal Sarah FORCED FRANCIS THE MERCIFUL TO REWRITE HIS AMAZON SYNOD DOCUMENT AND TO ELIMINATE HIS MORE HERETICAL PROPOSALS THAT HIS SUPPORTERS IN THE VATICAN WERE LEAKING, e.g. THE ORDINATION OF MARRIED MEN TO THE PRIESTHOOD IN THE AMAZON. CLUE AS TO THE PRESSURE THE BOOK PUT ON FRANCIS WAS HIS SUBSEQUENT SACKING OF ARCHBISHOP GANSWEIN, THE PRISON GUARD FRANCIS HAD PLACED OVER Pope Benedict. PUBLIC PRESSURE WORKS !!!
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