Obama Is Endorsed - Kinda

Well, I guess Romney and Ryan might as well pack it in and surrender because after last night, Obama is a shoo-in for the White House!

Yes, I'm being sarcastic (mea culpa!).  What Obama received last night is what any normal person would consider to be a "kiss of death".  Last night the Material Girl gave her ringing (and profanity-laden) endorsement to the Messiah Most Miserable.  See the clip below, but be warned - nothing is "bleeped" out.  The "eloquent prose" starts at 1:47 and continues.  Click here if you can't see embedded video.

In her defense, it must be noted that she isn't using a teleprompter.