Caution! Trigger Alert! Watch At Your Own Risk!

Warning to the perpetually-offended-snowflake crowd!  It's time to grab your binkies, security blankets and teddy bears and head to your nearest "safe space"!  Why?  Because the following video is a racially-charged micro-aggression!

To the adults among my readers  I wish the preceding paragraph was just a spoof, but regrettably it's not.  A reporter took a fake petition to a college campus (he didn't specify but the video indicates that it was George Mason University) and got some students to sign a petition to ban "White Christmas" from radio stations because, well, it does mention the word "white".  Eek.  Eek.  How racist!

Anyway, here is the horrifying video!  You've been duly warned!