The Senseless Census

We've been inundated by sad tales of Lois Lerner's hard drive crashing, causing all of her emails to be lost.  Poor thing!  Fortunately there are these things called servers - you know, the main computers that govern an entity's data system - and emails?  Did that crash too?  Now we hear that they've had to shell out $50k to the National Organization for Marriage for divulging their tax returns to the Human Rights Campaign.

Just a few days ago we learned that the Environmental Protection Agency cannot even protect the environment within its own walls.  It seems that the Civil Service Exam is failing to screen prospective applicants for requisite potty-training knowledge.  Its employees are defecating in its hallways.  I wish that was a joke.

So there you have it, ladies and gentlemen!  Your tax dollars at work - working against you, that is.  And I myself came across my own example.  From the United States Census Bureau I received in the mail today (that is, June 26) my 2014 Census Test.  Below is the "letter" that came with it.

Notice that I was asked to complete this thing by July 1.  Below the website address it reads, "respond on time to avoid a personal visit from a Census Bureau interviewer."  Oh, goody!  I was given 5 days to respond before I could expect an "interviewer" - accompanied by how many swat-team staff, dare I ask?  How fortunate that I did not choose this time to go on summer vacation; else I might have come home to find some jack-boot "interviewers" ready to accost me on my return.  But do bear in mind the July 1st deadline as I continue.

There were a number of questions that were rather inane, based upon this July 1st deadline.  I copied some and will post (with my identifying information redacted).  Observe.

Notice that the wording of the question is nonsensical, given that the census is supposed to be finished by July 1st?  The wording of the question implies that July 1st is in the past, not future.  It might have made more sense had I received it on July 3rd (to be submitted at a later date).  Alternatively, it would make sense to phrase the question, "Will you be living or staying at _____ on July 1, 2014?", for that would place the question in the future.

So the folks at the Census Bureau don't understand the proper usage of time in relation to language and communication.  Again, our tax dollars are being wasted.  But perhaps I should look on the bright side.  All indications are (so far) that the Census folks are at least potty-trained.

If A Squggly Light Bulb Breaks...

We're seeing them in all the stores now - the squiggly light bulbs that are supposed to be so "earth-friendly".  Heck, we were even asked to make them part of the "lenten carbon fast"!  Never mind that they're filled with mercury - the poisonous substance.

Light bulbs break from time to time.  When the incandescent bulbs break, no big deal.  When these squggly things break, because of the mercury, it's a big deal! 

Watch this little tongue-in-cheek clip for instructions - and insight into the "carbon-footprint" envirowhacko mentality and its resulting havoc.  Click here if you can't see embedded video.

Now That the Left Wing Thinks "Health Care" Is a Done Deal...

The left-wingers at the USCCB and their satellites have a decision: will they focus on immigration or environmentalism?  They seem to have their feelers out at the moment, seeing which avenue of intrusion into our lives will arouse the least opposition.  At least that's my take.

The Feds have been sending out similar feelers (what a coincidence!).  It looks like the EPA is offering "Energy Star for Congregations".   That's right!  The Federal Nannies are now going to tell our churches how to "cut energy costs by 30%".  Of course the churches will be expected to follow the EPA "recommendations" for facility upgrades, maintenance, etc.  Now wait a minute!  Isn't there something in the Constitution about "separation of church and state"?  Or does that only apply when we bring our Christian principles to bear on our political and election decisions, principles such as "it's against God's law to participate in the slaughter of unborn babies vis-a-vis abortion"?  Otherwise, it's just fine and dandy for the Governmental Nannies to slither their tentacles into each and every area of our lives - including our worship of God?

For examples of "tentacles", look at the goodies "offered" to the congregations: how-to guides, building upgrade manuals, ya-da-ya-da.  It sounds all helpful and benign now, doesn't it?  Wanna bet that things will rachet up a bit soon?  Unfortunately, too many USCCB "progressive" types will immediately glom onto this, and we'll soon be having "seminars" and "conferences" on this junk.  Look for something similar to this, and/or "immigration rights" to dominate the various "social justice" outlets.  Who cares about minor matters such as the eternal salvation of souls?