The Horror! The Shame! What are we coming to? Ladies and gentlemen, some crazed fiend is planning to burn (I can hardly bring myself to say this!) The National Catholic Reporter! Read about the planned travesty here! Oh, No! Say it isn't so!
Ladies and gentlemen, if you haven't figured it out by now, this post, and the linked post, were parodies. Why burn that newspaper - and waste perfectly good kitty litter-pan liner?