BISHOPS' RESPONSE BINGO!!
Yes! Just print off the graphic below. When the next scandal is unveiled and the prelate in question lets off with a damage-control spiel, see how many of his canned replies and lame excuses match what's on the card! Will there be enough to make a complete line of five quips? We'll be surprised if the entire block isn't entirely filled in! Please note that while it was created in response to the PA bishops tripping all over themselves, it is applicable to all scandals nationwide.
As you play this little game (probably repeatedly), please pray that these errant clergy come to repentance while they still have time on earth.