Many thanks to my blogging colleagues at Complicit Clergy for "minting" these most appropriate dollars bills. Now we have McCarrick Money! Print off a bunch of these, put them in the collection envelopes, then drop them in the baskets or send them to your chanceries!
As for the Rice Bowl shakedown, Lent has started and the obiquitous rice bows are appearing in most Catholic church lobbies. So take them home and assemble them. Put not one red cent in them. Instead, put in them the note at the bottom of this Lepanto article.
Instead of these shake-downs, give your money to pregnancy centers, a traditional order or another worthy charity.
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