First, here's a clip highlighting some of the abuses that we can expect from this Brave New World if we don't nip it in the bud. Click here if you cannot see embedded video.
Now here's a little diddy that I threw together in (dis)honor of the TSA. Perhaps some gutsy travelers might want to sing it (to the tune of the popular Pink Floyd song, if they wish - just a suggestion!) while waiting for their groping sessions!
We don’t need no molestation
No cancer-causing radiation
No other sort of violation
TSA, just go away!
Hey! TSA! Stay the hell away!
TSA, you’re just a pawn of the socialist state.
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