Civilization as we know it almost came to a screeching halt last week as the Messiah Most Miserable attempted to utter a coherent sentence with neither his teleprompter nor prepared speech to put the words in his mouth. Clearly he was miffed and we can only wonder what happened to the hapless staff member(s) afterwards. So there you have it - the Leader of the Free (?) World, unable to utter anything intelligent without his crutches.
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